The next time a creationist tries to tell you that you were intelligently designed, just mention allergies. Seriously, whose bright idea was that? From an evolutionary standpoint, it makes perfect sense, because allergies are just a developmental byproduct. But from a theistic worldview, it requires that God consciously added an arbitrary overreaction to various common stimuli in our environment. Presumably just for shits and giggles.
In other news, I need to go buy another box of tissues.