Yesterday, on Generations Radio, a wingnut talk show, Pastors Dave Buehner and Kevin Swanson were talking about the DOMA and Prop 8 decisions. Via Right Wing Watch:
Buehner claimed that “cross-species” marriages and unions with “non-life forms” will soon become all the rage: “there are some people who love their MacBooks.” Swanson even wondered about people who “want to marry their Pet Rock.”
Well I do love my laptop. I’m just waiting for the day when my love can be officially recognized by the state.
But don’t get too excited about marrying your laptop or Pet Rock just yet, as Swanson notes that “at this point it’s the destruction of civilization.”
Dammit. And just when it was getting good, too.