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Have you ever wanted to see sex happen in space? Have you ever wanted to give people money to make it happen? Well you’re in luck! The good folks at PornHub have just started an Indiegogo campaign to fund the very first zero-gravity adult film. They say that, with $3.4 million, they can send two sextronauts and a film crew into orbit inside a space shuttle. The campaign has been active for less than two days, and has already received over $15,000 in donations.

If you’re excited about a space porn, you should consider donating to them. But, if you’re like me, and you’re less excited about what will inevitably be a really awkward tangle of limbs, you should still donate. Why?

First of all, this is pretty groundbreaking. We’ve reached the point where making a space porn is actually possible. For a few million dollars, we can send several people into space for at least as long as it takes to have sex. That’s a pretty great accomplishment. Way to go, humanity! Being able to celebrate that accomplishment by watching the most expensive sex tape ever made is the least we deserve, and you can help make that happen.

Second, going to space is still rather difficult. It still costs a few million dollars to send people into space. The more people we can put into space, though, the faster those costs go down. Which means, supporting these sextronauts increases your chances of going to space yourself one day. And isn’t that worth a couple bucks? I think so.

Third, people are going to live in space someday, if we don’t kill ourselves first. Which means we’re going to have to learn all the skills that come with living in space, including sex. The more practice we get, the better off we’ll be. This video will help us understand some of the pitfalls that come with getting it on in zero-g. Experts seem to agree that space sex is difficult at best, and according to NASA, the agency has never actually done sex studies in space, so we need all the help we can get.

At the end of the day, this film will probably be mediocre at best. But there are other reasons to support this project besides wanting to watch a good porn. If you feel the same way, donate to their Indiegogo. Millions of horny space geeks (and a few scientists) will thank you.

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